Friday 8 April 2011

VERY Average.

My name's not really Average - it's Cassandra. You can just call me Cass. But not Cassy, 'cause that annoys the hell out of me. And you'll probably get lazy and call me Cass anyway.
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I'm kinda doing this because I want to, but mainly because my friends came up with this awesome blog name. :D


Basically, I'll just tell you guys about how positively average I am. But I'm warning you: just because I'm average doesn't mean I'm normal... *crazyface*


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Yesterday was our school's annual Walk-a-thon. It's a day where (typically) Years 7-11 walk from our school to Brighton le Sands, a fairly nearby beach/park place where the Year 12s open stalls and sell stuff. However, due to supposed "inclement weather", the Walk-a-thon was held in reverse, so that we walk back to school instead of to the lovely beach. This was announced (by me) at roll call the previous day. Mark my words, I said 
"I bet we're going to get to school tomorrow, and it won't rain a single drop".
Surprise surprise, it was a beautiful day. The only clouds we saw looked like a hare chasing a tortoise, and Mario.



Centre to center-bottom-right-ish: hare, tortoise and rock. (from Saske)


It'sa Mario! (from Saske)


Anyway, that's not the best part. Our Year 12 friends had a fortune telling store (yay!), so naturally, we bunch-of-year-elevens helped them out by being their first few customers... (I think.) Anywho, palm-reading!


After waiting what seemed like hours (and what probably was hours), I got my palm read. Now, if you had any inferencial (?) skills, you could probably guess what they said about me.


In short, I will live to my 60-70s, but I will have tonnes of problems in every aspect of my life. Except my health, which is one WIN for me. I'm going to have 5 major relationships, I'm very logical, although my love for people can sometimes be superficial... I'm strongly inclined to design, and science is not suited to me. (There goes my future Bachelor of Optometry...) After a bit of prompting, I got what I needed/was destined to hear:




"You have a very average hand. And an average sex life. Which is cool."


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. I'M FOREVER AVERAGE!!! Someone make me a meme!


You see, this Average thing first started out as a very lame and unsupported joke. I'm 164cm tall, which is the supposed average height of females my age. Hence "average". Also, people don't notice me ("Shut up Margaret!! And Margaret's friend!". Guess which one I am.), so I think that makes me a little more average. And the fact I have black hair and brown eyes, like 95% of our school.




So there you go. It has been proven; I'm average as hell.

10 comments:

  1. My face is red from laughing. First blog ever to do that. Except maybe Derek Landy's. Congratulations, my dear. :D

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  2. :D :D :D

    You're also known as Cordial. Or maybe Miss Deadpan Snarker.

    Also, guess which one I am out of "Margaret" and "Margaret's friend"! ;)

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  3. Duuuuuuude it's from Dolls Point, not from Brighton. But great start Average (Y).

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  4. ... Dolls Point? Really? o_o

    Too bad. Thanks guys! :D

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  5. Am too!

    Well, if I'm not, then what am I?

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  6. You're an inch taller than me, you can't possible be over 160!

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  7. What?!?!? What is this?! NO! D:<
    I've been 164 for AGEEESS!


    And I am MORE than an inch taller than you Lilian. :P

    SOMEONE GIVE ME A BIG RULER!

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  8. I don't think you're average! I think you're really awesome, actually. Especially in band. Sorry if you think I'm some creepy stalker. It's Elizabeth from year 10. :) Okay I'll just stop talking now. Good luck in all your exams!

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