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Friday, 20 April 2012

Cass's Average Adventures! [Part 2]

Happy 50th post!! Wait. Am I congratulating myself, or you guys for still reading my blog...?


Anyway, before I get into the thick of my blog, I have only one thing to say: 
I hate busesAgain.
But before I get to that adventure, I've got one thing to share with you guys...


ADVENTURE THREE: FREE KITKATS

Yes, this is legit.

How?
  1. Like the 7Eleven Facebook page wit yo Facebook account. Sorry to those who don't have Facebook... I don't think I can send 
  2. Go to the Free KitKat app (Aren't I nice, providing all of the links? :P)
  3. Voila! Free KitKat for you and whichever friends you feel like gifting some yummyness to :D
Oh, I guess you have to rock up to a 7Eleven, too... mebbeh. :P

Proof! Sadly, I was a bit too much of a chicken to get a
proper shot, let alone luvo in front of the store!! :P

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ADVENTURE FOUR: CATCHING A BUS IN THE CITY

*shiver* Today was not my first bad scarring experience with Sydney buses... However, that doesn't mean that this was any less worse... if that even made sense. See, this experience has left me grammatically traumatised!! D:


My trip mission was simple: Get from Kingsford to St Vincent's Private Hospital, Darlinghurst. All I needed to do was to catch a bus. Just one bus. How hard could it be?

When I got off that bus, I just had to walk down the road to the hospital. How hard could it be? It was to be a 450 metre, 5 minute walk.



But guess what? Somehow, I can turn the simplest of trips into a freaking one-hour long adventure. LOL. But seriously. It took me an hour after getting off the bus for to get to the hospital. ONE HOUR. INSTEAD OF 5 MINUTES. *raaaaage*


I got off a couple of stops too late, not knowing that I had missed both of the stops on Oxford Street. Luckily, my mum told me earlier that if I went past Hyde Park that I would have missed my stop... After realising that we were going past Hyde Park, I got off ASAP. Walking back to where I came from, I passed the 7Eleven mentioned in the above Adventure :D 


I decided to walk down Elizabeth Street, thinking that the hospital was actually pretty close by, and on this side of Oxford Street, but noooooo, I had no idea where I was LOL. I called my mum, who also happened to be pretty lost about it too... When I reached Wentworth Ave, she told me I was going the wrong way and for me to go back toward Elizabeth Street. After receiving further instructions, I found a city map (THANK YOU, SYDNEY CITY COUNCIL!) and finally got an idea of where I was meant to go. Besides that though, it was a lovely Sydney day to be out and about :D (but sorry, no photos ><)


Goddamn. At least I know where to go now...


For those lazy efficient and wise people, to cut a one-hour long story short, 
a) I had no idea where to get off, 
b) I had very little/no idea how to get to the hospital, 
c) I got a free KitKat! :D


Despite this minor setback, my little misadventure still had some pretty awesome parts to it :D


1. On the bus, there was a few girls sitting near me, chatting. They apparently "hadn't seen any of their friends from group these whole holidays" (which is kinda like me, now that I think about it...). Upon hearing this, I immediately assumed they were in Year 12. I think I'm correct... :P Some other things to note about her/them
  • Someone does legal, 3U maths and plays the piano for Music! Woo!
  • Someone has been "sitting on [her] ass for the past week reblogging pictures of [some handsome guy].
  • Someone has watched two seasons of Sherlock recently, and was asking if there were any more eps...
  • Someone also mentioned Doctor Who...
I'm sure there was more interesting stuff they said, but I was kinda worrying about my impending doom... :L But hey! It's nice to hear there are awesome kids out there, not too different from some of us... *coughLilianAnnieandBay* :P


2. When I was waiting at a traffic light to cross the road, I heard someone say that they actually lived in my suburb. That may not sound very exciting to you, but for someone who is used to saying that they live in the suburb next door which happens to be half a gajillion times bigger than their own, that's kinda epic. Also funnily enough, that guy didn't say "habibi" or "LEK SHUUU, ULEEEHHH". :P


3. Okay, if the other bits of news didn't get you excited, this should...


So, I saw this brony...


WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! /)^3^(\

But seriously, I saw an actual brony. Like, a 20-something year old guy, with a Pony t-shirt!! I almost died from shock. Here, I made a ragecomic just to show you, because words cannot express.

True story.
But yeah, seriously. This guy was walking and looking ahead - I literally just stopped and kinda stared at him. I'm too much of a chicken (Scoo-scoo-scootaloo~) to actually be all like "OMGAH BRONIES WOOOOOOO!" up in his grill, so I thought that if he looked at me, I'd be like "You're sah awesome! :'D", but nooooooooooo, he didn't. :( Maybe it was the fact he didn't look all too happy walking with some other non-brony man, or something else... Oh well. Now I just want a Pony shirt! Or at least something more glaringly obvious than my mood pony necklace... :/ Someday, I WILL HAVE MY PONIES. >:D


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That's about all for today! Enjoy the last scraps of the holidays - there are still shows to watch (ROYAL PONY WEDDING FTW), pictures to reblog, fandoms to... fan with, homework to do, and more adventures to be had! 
Don't forget to be awesome! Cass :D

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Cass's Average Adventures! [Part 1]

I told you I'd be back soon. :P


Anyways. I realised today or yesterday or someday in the recent past that I'm going to totally miss high school. Especially Year 12. And mainly the parts where I wasn't at school... hehehe ;)

So yeah. I've decided to start a little series here, tentatively entitled:



Cass's Average Adventures!: for those who have
no inhibitions from awesomeness.

Just putting it out there right now, I'm open to any suggestions you lot may throw at me - the more ridiculous, the better the chances of me declining! I will try to do as much as I can without getting suspended from school or ending up in prison or whatever... (Y)

Okay, enough chatter, here we go!



ADVENTURE ONE: DANCE DARES

Last Wednesday, our school and our brother school (lelz) had the annual interschool dance/disco/club/slutfest/fun time. I think that was also the day that I realised that I'm probably a lesbian... or lacking any hormones in my body. LOL. Anywho, a bunch of us had seen Ellen's Dance Dares (if you don't know what I'm on about, go Youtube it now!), and we figured that a dark, crowded dance hall would be the best place to dance behind unsuspecting victims! Yay!

I guess it doesn't help when sometimes we are the unsuspecting victims... oh memories... o____o"

Anyway. Yes, so Dance Dares! Hehehehe. If you're going to do one thing this weekend, make it a Dance Dare! The funnier/more original/strange, the better! Tell me how it went, too - I'd love to know how you went :P

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ADVENTURE TWO: FREE BOOST FOR BUNNIES

One of my more outrageously ridiculously stupid adventures, Shazza and I set out (in school hours) to our local actual shopping centre to get a free Boost!

The catch? You must dress as a bunny (ears, whiskers and a tail) in order to claim a free drink.

Now, I guess you "normal" people would have immediately thought: "Hey, that's really weird, I'm not going to go look like a fool!" and then dismiss the idea of walking around a shopping centre looking like a rabbit.

However, as average as I may be, that doesn't make me normal... Quite literally, my first thoughts were:
"OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS I'M GOING TO DO IT."

My next thoughts were: "Wait... I don't have bunny ears, nor whiskers, and nor a tail."

...

No problems. I ended up buying another set anyway HAHAHAHAHA. But let's cut to the chase.
Yes. Free Boost. WIN PIGEON!
And Shmazza, you look so adorable in this photo that
I can't help but to share it EVERYWHERE. :D
Teehee. :3
On the way back to school, we kept our bunny ears on (Shazza was fully aware of the complete irony of the situation...), and halfway out of the shopping centre, we decided to count how many weird looks we were getting. We basically just counted. Literally.

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So yeah! Those are my two latest adventures. Feel free to comment on how silly I look/sound, to suggest something for me to do, or whatever it is you guys think is "cool".
I'm also open to suggestions to what I should actually call this... "segment". I really couldn't think of anything else. :P

Also, just a heads up, I'm going to the Gold Coast for the Easter break! Again! LOL. Cause you know, I actually went to the Gold Coast for last year's Easter break, too. LOL.

Also, my one year anniversary of the blog is coming up in a few days! Yay! However, I'm not going to have access to a computer/interwebs on the 8th... T_____T Oh well! I promise to post again soon! 


In the meantime, stay safe, don't do drugs, and have a lovely Easter break! Love, Cass <3

Friday, 30 March 2012

Everything's negotiable!

Hi everypony! I hope you're all well ^_^ Sorry about the HUGE lack of posts (wait, how long has it been? I'm not even sure now, even though I just finished checking my stats... LOL), it's been pretty hectic at school lately. Let's start where I left off... which may or may not have been at a certain somepony's birthday... (Coincidentally, I remember when my last post was, now!)


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Mid-Year Exam Period: 12th – 23rd March
Long story short, I had exams on the first 4 days of school, then nothing til the 23rd. Yay? No. Even though I had exams on only 5 out of 10 days, I went to school for 8/10. The saddest part is that I went willingly. You see kids, this is what happens when you start to care leave everything to the last minute.


tl;dr – It was lame.


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POST Mid-Year Exam Period: 23rd March – nao
Basically, awesome. Kinda. ish... maybe. It's only been a week. LOL.


It's amazing though, how all the events in this week (for me anyways) can be split into precise little segments... wut.


What I'm trying to say is that some days were full of AWESOME, where as the others weren't, and that the days were specifically Awesome/not-as-awesome. I thought that was amazing. I think I'm the only one who thinks that... LOL.


So yeah. Monday was cool. Tuesday was cool/pretty awesome. Wednesday was OMFGLOLWTFBBQKINDAAWESOMEYETSCARRING. But Thursday... bleh. But hey, today's Friday, and TGIF. :D But this Friday is special... for this Friday was


THE WALKATHON.


Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!


As Year 12s, it was our job to run the walkathon, and to entertain/feed/leech as much money from the rest of the school to the best of our ability. Like our Year 12 friends before us, we carried on the Fortune Telling into the 2012 Walkathon, although it may have been with a little less gusto... However this year was different... it was sparkly.


... hmm, what was that? Sorry, I got distracted by the SUPER SHINY AND AWESOME JEWELLERY THAT WE SOLD AT OUR STORE TODAY. (Although if you think about it... that actually does not make sense, but hey, what fun is there in making sense? :P)


It's funny, cause at this moment, 1/3 of our customers are teachers. LOL.
Overprice the jewellery when selling to teachers? WE HAVE NO SHAME.


So yeah. We sold jewellery this year. Yay! Melon kinda made everything... but everypony did add to the fairly sizeable collection of jewellery that was sold today. 


Everything on the table is handmade!
Except for the phones, boxes, jewellery stand...
[Photo courtesy of Boyo]
I was actually surprised at how quickly our stock was sold - people kept coming back later and complaining that pieces they liked were already gone hahahahahahahaha. But that's what you get for not buying it when you saw it. :P

By the end of the day, we counted over $400 in cash to give to the school! Woo!, go us! LOL. But yeah, I must say, quite a bit of effort was put into this stall, especially from Melon, who basically made all of the jewellery... (ALL the jewellery!) So yeah.


Oh yeah, hanging out at the beach at the end = yessssssss! :D



Group photo! <3


Yeh, THUG LIFE LYF. *gangstafais*


So yeaaaaah. Thanks for the great day, everypony - I'd love to say that I can't wait til next year, but sadly no... At least we can say we raised a shitload of money, right? :P But yeah. The thanks are mainly for the AMAZING DAY. :'D



Stay tuned for more adventures, coming soon! xoxo, gossip girl Cass. ^_^

Friday, 10 February 2012

It's a beautiful day!

And yet our swimming carnival was cancelled. :(


"The swimming carnival cancelled?!" I hear you exclaim. Why yes. My cohorts and I have heard this three times prior to today, so it wasn't so much of a shock to us. That's right. We've only had 2 out of 6 swimming carnivals in our whole school life. The weather gods hate us. >:(


DOESN'T MATTER. They'll see what they've done, and be all *sadfais*, and they'll let us have our athletics carnival and Walkathon in peace! Yeah! :D


So if it was cancelled, what did I do for the whole day? Well, being a lucky little Year 12, we had roll call, and then proceeded to be lost. Even the teachers weren't very helpful. But anyways, we ended up meeting in the Year 11 quad (cause even though we're not Year 11, we run this place.) and the deputy basically told us to have "private study" either at school or at home. So home I went.


To Wa Wa's home, that is. >:D


Context: Since we're in Year 12, we usually get to dress up with silly costumes at the Swimming Carnival. Despite the cancellation, a few people still brought their costumes to school - why let them go to waste? I certainly didn't...


Yes, that is a public train station.
No, we are not ashamed.
Nor are we crazy... -ier than the average person.
It wasn't just that one isolated incident that we wore these masks, either... Oh no. We were going to show the world what we jolly girls are made of, one snorkel at a time.


LOL. We definitely weren't expecting
this shop to pop up... LOL.
(THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS MISSED OUT ON. YEAH, FEEL BAD FOR NOT GOING TO SCHOOL.)


Anywho. After stopping at the new BEST CAKE SHOP IN THE WORLD and getting some sugar, we went to WaWa's place. And so the hilarity ensued...


To sum it up...
We like: cake, potatoes, homework... children's shows, chilli salt + grapefruit/pomelos, noughts and crosses, old newspapers, trains, unread (and still brand new) books, and The Producers! Yay!


And pigeons. Possibly in that order. *heil!*


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Edit: This is for you, Wa Wa.



The idiots guide to playing Noughts and Crosses - crazy hardcore style!
  1. Get some sort of fruit. Preferrably grapefruit or pomelo, cause that's nice with the next thing.
  2. Get chilli salt! (Grind [hot] chillies into some salt. The hotter the better, and the more seeds, even more better. :D)
  3. "Evenly" distribute the salt/chilli mixture in a plate/bowl, spreading and flattening it nicely.
  4. Noughts and crosses - you know the drill.

BUT, there's a twist: do you play to win, or play to kill? Either way, good fun! :D 
[I got the pointy end of the stick - won 2 games, but died in them both. LOL.]



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All in all, despite the minor setbacks of yet another cancelled Swimming Carnival, it's still possible to have a great time with (typically) swimming gear, some great friends, and a little bit of imagination... and awesome people in white vans. LOL.




Did you have an epic Swimming Carnival costume planned? What was it?, or what would it have been, if you were more bothered? Did you see us on the way home? What would you do if you saw a couple of schoolgirls "snorkeling" on a major road? I'd love to know! :D

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Work? In my HSC year? Nah... *procrastinates some more*

 Once again, the story of my life. Or at least for today.

Well. Here are some photos of the New Year fireworks down at Darling Harbour. We thought we had it pretty good... but we didn't see the Harbour Bridge til the morning after. LOL.

Happy New Year, from Darling Harbour


Damn light posts... D:<



Looks like flowers. :L


THIS is what happens when you don't use a tripod, kids.

Swirly fireworks! :L



(edited) This one's preeeeetty neat. :D

Psychedelic... lulz. I guess this is what it's like to be high. LOL.
The crowd...
The crowd behind us. LOL.


Yeah. :D
If anyone's wondering why their fireworks don't have the long light trails like in some of my photos, you need to make sure you have a fairly long shutter speed (2 seconds, I guess)... Mine was about 1 second, but it would've been longer if I had a tripod... *shakes fist*



So yes. Happy New Year! I hope you're all still sticking to your resolutions... :P


... Procrastination wasn't mentioned on my list, was it? >:D You guys have NO idea of how in the hay I was procrastinating... I mean really, I drew myself a pony! LOL. I can't draw for shit. Believe me. :L


So yeah. (I really need to stop repeating myself... LOLjk too bad. :P) I'll be off now! Until next time, signed:
Your faithful (*cough*) blogger,
Average Cass :D

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It's been a year. I wonder if you remembered.

Monday, 17 October 2011

Year 12?! D:

Okay, now that school's started, the workload has picked up (well duh). Although it wasn't much last week, I'm sure we're going to be struggling by the end of this one. Why? Because of two four little words.


The Higher School Certificate.


aihflajfuejf;asihfsdfladhfkusgujfkhg life. >:(


Okay. I know it has barely started, and I know how chillaxed I am most of the time (true story!). But just you wait... Give me a couple of months, maybe after our first exam period or something and oh my god, I'll probably be having some sort of breakdown. Imagine more tears than at today's lunch. MOOOOOOOOREEE!! D:


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So, what's new pussycat? (Woaaah, woo-oaahh woaaah, oh ohhhhh~)


*cough* Anywho. I GOT MY LICENSE! WOOOOOO! (Yes, I look like a stoner in my picture. No, I'm not uploading it onto the blog.)


I got it... on the 30th of September... which is just over 2 weeks ago lol. It's been pretty fun... kinda. Okay, more stressful than fun at most times. Get this - my dad stresses me out more than I do. He keeps yelling at me :(. It does not help for an adult (although fully licensed and legally allowed to teach you) to be constantly yelling at you, the fledgling bird that needs guidance in order to fly without constantly hitting trees and stuff. Especially when your already short/limited attention span is struggling under the pressures of:

  • staying on the road
  • not going over the speed limit
  • not crashing into other cars
  • not running over kerbs
  • not running over people
  • not accelerating/braking too hard
  • not panicking!! (very important! :L)
and finally...

  • not punching said parent in the face while driving.
It is hard. And that segment wasn't even meant to be a rant. I just found it bloody annoying and I thought I might share this with you guys... Moral of the story: Make sure your instructor doesn't have a temper as short as one of Willy's Oompa-loompas.

Lulz.

Aaaaaaand I couldn't resist putting this one in... How could you?! :L

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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School's started. I'm totally looking forward for the next week or so. Why?

     a) FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! :D

     b) MORE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! :D :D :D

     c) ZOMG, no more Extension Maths!! Weeeeeeeeeee!!~

I'm definitely more excited than I really should be... but the average person would be, right? :D

Which reminds me. Year 12s have a long standing tradition (and I'm sure it's for pretty much every school in the universe) for Year 12 Jerseys! Yay! We can get a customisable phrase at the back of it! Yay! My only problem is that I'm so damn average that I actually don't know what to put on it. Seriously. So I need your help. 

Please, please, please leave some suggestions for me. If you say 'Average', I will hunt you down and run you over with the car. Cause I can. I don't have many suggestions at the moment... Make the obvious one and you die. All suggestions are welcome! :D

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One last parting note: Do you play Neopets? I KNOW YOU DO, STOP HIDING.

Add me? :D I'm cassandratam123 :D (Shut up, I made that account six years ago.)
If you want more friends, I'd suggest leaving your username as a comment below... Free advertising yay! :D

And now I bid you farewell. There are no guarantees as to when my next post will be... You'll just have to wait and see, won't you? :P

Good luck to the Year 12s sitting their HSC exams. I'd laugh, but I know that will be us in a year D: Oh dear... Besides, if you are in Year 12, GO STUDY!!! D:


You heard me. Comments and suggestions pl0x. By the way, check out the chat box on the side! Pretty sweet, eh? :D

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

The last phase of freedom...

There's only one thing on our collective minds. HOLIDAYSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! :D :D :D

Yes, it's that time of year again! But this time, it's special... It's our last (proper) holidays until just over a year from now. Gaddangit, nooooooooooooooooooo! >:(





Anywho. Exam period. Now, most people tend to tear their hair out and try to relearn (or learn in some cases) terms worth of information like a piece of stone-like sea sponge soaks up water - desperately. lolwut. But I emphasise that this is for most people. I (and in extension, we my friends) are not most people. Thank God for that. :P


Anyways, since I'm a crazy little bugger that does 13 units instead of 12 and do all the subjects that aren't together in exam period, I had to come to school for 8/10 exam days. Which is FREAKING ANNOYING AS SH*T. The one day (almost) everyone was there was last Thursday, cause we're all Ancient History nerds. B). Usually people go home or something after their test (read: away from school). Yours truly, however, gets the lovely choice of either staying at school for another FIVE HOURS, or face certain extinction, so it's not hard to guess which one I picked. For the first week it was bearable - I tried catching up on term-late maths work, which failed for obvious reasons. The second week, though? 


If I were to describe my preliminary exam period in one word, I'd choose:


"lonely."


The sad part is that it's true. LOL. But seriously folks. I don't even know how long I was sitting. By myself. All alone. *cue 'alone' music ie. Alllllllll byyyyyyyy myyyyyseeeeeeeelf~


Yeah. True story of my life. 


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Now that exams are over and stuff, I don't know what to do with myself. I reeeeeaally don't want to do any work, but I've done so many tutoring placement tests it's not even funny... I mean sure it's the holidays, but there's so much I could/should do. Like have fun study. Yes. That's what my parents want me to do. Or maybe it's just my mum... Anyway, it's completely unreasonable to expect us Year 11s going onto Year 12 veeeery soon to not have a good time, especially when it's going to be our LAST EVER HOLIDAY. Foh real shizzles. wut. 


Anyway. Moral of the story: Have fun, guys! :D


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The beginning of Year 12 also marks the end of another era - the Monday Lunches. Technically, we'll still have Monday lunch, but because we don't have any obligations after lunch, I can see many of us going home early :(. Anyways, the last Monday Lunch of the term was marked by the one and only douchey-moustache stamp from Typo (look! I even matched the font! :D). So what would you do with a douchey-moustache stamp?


Heeeeey Boyo! We're all fish around here! ˚3˚


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Tomorrow is the Year 12 Mock Assembly - a 2-3 hour time slot where Year 12 shows us funny they aren't can be! Fun! :D I'm pretty sure everybody looks forward to these, cause why not? They must be the highlight of the Year 12 social calendar. :P Perhaps if I'm not lazy, I'll post up a couple of the best parts of it or something. :D


And on that note, I bid thee farewell. Let the good times roll! 8D


PS: Have a picture of my friends with Bruce Lee. :D



Sunday, 10 July 2011

Happy Birth-

Well... It's another of my friend's birthday! Yes, I have more than one friend.


This friend is a special friend indeed - she is the youngest of our group (as far as I know, anyways... o_O). She is also the friend who didn't notice us and walked straight past... (this Monday lunch). Aaaaanyways, her birthday! Sadly, she wasn't allowed to have a party, but she's allowed to go to other people's parties... So we're going to have a party for... Sylvia when we get back to school! Or something like that...


So yeah. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEMI! 8D

Here's something for you! 

Click http://nyan.cat/ pl0x. Enjoy!

That's my present for you. For now... *shifty*

Cass :D

Monday, 20 June 2011

It's a trap!



Today I realised: Monday lunches some of the most philosophical, funniest and random conversations within our group. Seriously. You have no idea.

For example, today, after watching our youngest friend walk past us completely obliviously because we weren’t sitting at our usual spot, we talked about…
"Candle-pen. Pigeons. Pasta. Peas. Demi. Half-tans. Vitamin D. Blogging. Pigeons. Two-face. The Name of the Wind. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever." Anqid's just a second too slow. Pigeons. A junior running through our little feast on the floor and finding weird orange stuff on their shoes when they get home. A neglected pea.

Pigeons.

That's about all I can remember." - Mayo
"HAIR." - Wawa 
Evidently, we talk about the weirdest, most unrelated things. But I must say, these Monday lunches are the best, simply because everyone is (or seems to be) really relaxed. Also, the beautiful day just made it the perfect weather to discuss absolutely anything. :D

One of the things we’ve been doing lately – well, not lately… we first did it last Thursday – is… pigeon trapping. Being St George Girls, there never seems to be a short supply of wandering pigeons. Most people at our school look upon these creatures with disdain, with some even screaming out in terror when one happens to encroach the 5 metre personal space bubble. However, we’re special. Our group of friends think it would be hilarious if we baited said pigeons into a little circle… then scare the shit out of it. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously. It’s reeeeeaaaaally funny! ... You don’t believe me? Try it out for yourself! I’m serious!!

What you need to do is to:

1.     Gather a small army of friends.
2.     Find appropriate pigeon bait. Bread is pretty good, but rice, chocolate and pasta also work. (Please make sure there are no dogs around if you plan on using chocolate!)
3.     Place bait in the centre of the circle of life friends.
4.     Wait for the unsuspecting victims pigeons to enter circle, making sure you're like statues... (Y)
5.     Attack!
 NB: For best results, wait for several pigeons to fall in the trap... Happy pigeon hunting!

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My silly Year 11 sport for this term is Ballroom dancing. The only thing post-worthy to have come out of this is that

a) Salsa can be used to our (female) advantage... [Shazza ;)]
b) I really want to teach a guy how to tango... the girls part. Cause I can. :D

Any volunteers...? :D

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The last thing I've learnt today is that English teachers don't appreciate the word "super", even attached to the word "effective". They have no taste... :P

And with that train of thought, I'll leave you with a little song...

~"On top of spagheeeeettiiiiiiii, 
all covered in cheeeeeeese... 
I lost my poor meeeeaaatbaaall, 
when somebody sneeeeezed"~